Factory Worker Prints

'As a part of a cost-cutting experiment all of our safety measures will be replaced with these good luck charms.'

Accident Free Days 14?3.

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

'We're almost fully automated now.'

Quality Control

Man driving forklift is distracted by a pretty co-worker and accidentally runs into another colleague.

'There's been an accident down at the plant.'

A man is balancing on two chairs to hang a 'safety first' sign.

If it wasn't for the boring repetition this job would be the pits!

Safety last.

Unsafe factories in Bangladesh.

'Will you stop placing these obstacles everywhere?...'

The relationship between you and your employer is not one of equals....Being in a union fixes the imbalance!

'You know what's boring? Writing out lengthy 'near-miss' accident reports.'

'Your health and pension benefits will remain intact, but we have eliminated your salary.'

Quality Contorl.

Men all sharing one thought: 'I do all the work around here.'

'Of course they lost! The idiots weren't paying attention to what they were doing!'

'Tell me...what IS in the pipeline?'

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Lunch break.

'They stopped making excuses. It's cheaper to import them.'

"Hey, I saw you on the cover of Assembly Line Illustrated!!"

'All those in favour of accepting more robots?'

"I don't know what the hell happened - one minute I'm at work in Flint, Michigan, then there's a giant sucking sound and suddenly here I am in Mexico."

"....and don't forget to ask for more overtime."

America's Biggest Export...

A Fork-lift.

We are really environmentally friendly. We color everything green.

'Larry, did you replace the cartridges in all the respirators this morning?'

'...If you don't believe me come and look! I'm telling you. There's a tiny black hole.'

'We financed an independent study which proved there is no human factor in global warming.'

Fragile stamper.

'Reminds me, my urologist said there's something wrong with my plumbing.'

'I think I found the problem.'