Factory Management Gifts

'How often does the boss visit the plant?'

"I hear the workers hate your guts Batson. Keep it up."

"I told you all this would be yours someday, son, and today is that day."

"It's all business-to-business. We need some retail outlets."

Claus 2.0

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Polluted geese

Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

Motivation to work

'...we have every new employee spend time on our assembly line. Eight hours, no breaks.'

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

'I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology.'

"We need a union!'

Fragile stamper.

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

"I'm afraid I'll be replaced by a robot at work."

Never tell the boss "You can count on me" during inventory.

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

'Gerald, it's so nice to see you finally getting closer to your employees.'

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

Time Out For Teddy

Smoking Area. Oh, I don't smoke. I'm just addicted to ten-minute breaks.

"One day son, all this will be run by robots."

Meet the new factory manager.

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

Nuclear waste.

'You wiseaces who said, this factory would move to China are wrong! It's moving to India!'

Idle parts

Congratulations Strike Over!

"Before automation how did humans endure work?"

A new career for George W. Bush: taster in a pretzel factory.

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives