Food Factory Manager Gifts

"You will be the man responsible for our digital content."

Important Food Groups

Another day in the Splenda mines

"What's happened to Quiche?"

Ghostbasters 3

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

'Waiter, could I have some more water right away?'

Meet the new factory manager.

"One day son, all this will be run by robots."

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

'Look on the bright side: now we qualify for an energy-conservation award.'

Tata: Goodbuy or Goodbye?

U.S. Manufacturing - Good News & Bad News

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

'I'd rather we don't mention this in the annual report.'

Satis Factory Tour

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

'But we spend all our money creating toxic waste. We were hoping someone else would figure out how to detoxify it.'

'I've created hundreds of jobs. Of course, they're all going to be automated.'

"...and we plan to offer it as a scarce and valuable product."

'You wouldn't believe how hard it is for me to unwind after work.'

If Einstein had worked in Fast Food

'And since this product consists of 100% artificial ingredients, we can truthfully say it's vegan!'

Pollution Look

"I told you all this would be yours someday, son, and today is that day."

"When I grow up I'd like to model for a pasta company."

'They send you into the ketchup department? HA! I'M going into pizza!'

'One day, this will all be your fault.'

'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'

'How often does the boss visit the plant?'

'The dept. of agriculture says yes, the environmental protection agency says maybe, and the food and drug administration says no.'

Factory chimney coming from top of globe.

Red Square. He's an important man, the caviar chief for the whole country. I still think he could have laughed when I call him the "Sturgeon General." I (heart) Moscow.

Mother nature mourns the state of the world.

The Blending Of Comestibles And Foam Rubber At The Submolecular Level!