Factory Manager Gifts

'You mean nobody knows where they put the fuse box?'

Think Zero Defects

'Now we're going to stay here until we reach our safety goal!'

'One day, this will all be your fault.'

"What a coincidence, this letter complaining about our paper mill polluting the river is written on notepaper printed there...."

Lunch break.

If we don't restructure our manufacturing base abroad to minimise core costs and increase margins and profit ratios then I fear we're in danger of forgetting what Christmas is actually about!

'See, it's not impossible for an obsessive-compulsive to get a responsible job.'

"We don't build the toys anymore. We just order them from our factories overseas."

'Tell me do we actually employ anybody who isn't a protected species ?'

The fragrance of prosperity "Think of it not as pollution, but as the fragrance of prosperity."

Automated, Inc: 'Bad news, sir! All the robots are down with a computer virus!'

Meet the new factory manager.

'I'd rather we don't mention this in the annual report.'

'Good, I see we're finally going green.'

"Well if you don't agree with my count, then you do it."

"One day son, all this will be run by robots."

Globalisation.

''We recognise our environmental responsibilities' - add that to the top - our smoke is still visible!'

Factory chimney coming from top of globe.

"Hello? Beasts of the Field? This is Lou, over in Birds of the Air. Anything funny going on at your end?"

'So, how's life among those dark, satanic light industrial units?'

'I have to let you guys go. I can get the toys made cheaper in China.'

Satis Factory Tour

"We're getting rid of some old equipment."

'Bad news! After spending millions to move our factory overseas, the workers THERE have organized a union!'

'You mean you never herd of cars with fiberglass bodies before?'

Special fx.

'Ring binders Direct' 'Ace Laxatives'

'But we spend all our money creating toxic waste. We were hoping someone else would figure out how to detoxify it.'

"...he's the factory inspector."

'Look on the bright side: now we qualify for an energy-conservation award.'

Is it true the company is moving to the Far East?

"I hear the workers hate your guts Batson. Keep it up."

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