Factory Manager Gifts

'You mean nobody knows where they put the fuse box?'

Think Zero Defects

'Now we're going to stay here until we reach our safety goal!'

'One day, this will all be your fault.'

Lunch break.

"What a coincidence, this letter complaining about our paper mill polluting the river is written on notepaper printed there...."

'See, it's not impossible for an obsessive-compulsive to get a responsible job.'

If we don't restructure our manufacturing base abroad to minimise core costs and increase margins and profit ratios then I fear we're in danger of forgetting what Christmas is actually about!

"We don't build the toys anymore. We just order them from our factories overseas."

The fragrance of prosperity "Think of it not as pollution, but as the fragrance of prosperity."

'Tell me do we actually employ anybody who isn't a protected species ?'

Automated, Inc: 'Bad news, sir! All the robots are down with a computer virus!'

"One day son, all this will be run by robots."

Globalisation.

"Well if you don't agree with my count, then you do it."

Meet the new factory manager.

'Good, I see we're finally going green.'

'I'd rather we don't mention this in the annual report.'

Factory chimney coming from top of globe.

''We recognise our environmental responsibilities' - add that to the top - our smoke is still visible!'

Satis Factory Tour

'So, how's life among those dark, satanic light industrial units?'

"Hello? Beasts of the Field? This is Lou, over in Birds of the Air. Anything funny going on at your end?"

'I have to let you guys go. I can get the toys made cheaper in China.'

"We're getting rid of some old equipment."

'Bad news! After spending millions to move our factory overseas, the workers THERE have organized a union!'

'You mean you never herd of cars with fiberglass bodies before?'

'Look on the bright side: now we qualify for an energy-conservation award.'

"It might have happened here Miss Hobson, but it doesn't qualify as an 'Industrial Accident."

'Ring binders Direct' 'Ace Laxatives'

Special fx.

'But we spend all our money creating toxic waste. We were hoping someone else would figure out how to detoxify it.'

"...he's the factory inspector."

Is it true the company is moving to the Far East?

"I hear the workers hate your guts Batson. Keep it up."