Factory Executive Gifts

'So in the end, going green wasn't as difficult as we thought it might be.'

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

Occu-Pie Mars

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

Claus 2.0

"He likes it."

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Build Your Own Portfolio

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

Polluted geese

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

"Here, we do not procrastinate, we 'table' things."

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

Motivation to work

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"Oh dear...I don't think negotiations are going too well..."

'...we have every new employee spend time on our assembly line. Eight hours, no breaks.'

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

'Not bad, Ms. Newborn. But take another crack at it, and this time remember that 'earnings-per-share' is the alter upon which all other numbers are sacrificed.'

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

"Bill is in charge of our Ethics Department."

'Inevitably, I come to work early, leave late and alienate everyone.'

'Let's hope the new norm means that less really is more.'

"Today we are going to find out if you can that leap."

'I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology.'

"Yes, we have a retirement plan. It's called a layoff."

"We need a union!'

"C'mon people! All for me and me for me!"

Fragile stamper.

Optical Illusion Supply Company.