Factory Fiction Gifts

Yes, you are speaking to Grandma.

I should be a writer when I grow up...

Polluted geese

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

U.S. Manufacturing - Good News & Bad News

'I'd rather we don't mention this in the annual report.'

'Here it is - the world's largest miniaturization plant.'

"I told you all this would be yours someday, son, and today is that day."

After the latest pay bonus and benefit awards you've won, I've decided to join you on the shop floor.

'U.S. Manufacturing'

...they can't take the factory out of the man - he's off to do some welding.

'How often does the boss visit the plant?'

"A drone is hovering over the plant. Find out if it's from OSHA!"

At the baby oil factory.

"We know how to treat old or stubborn workers. After all, this is a dog food factory."

'One small point,Perkins-we don't STAMP on the sell-by dates here!'

'Ring binders Direct' 'Ace Laxatives'

"I told him he was punching out too hard. This time the time clock punched back."

'Yo! It's lunchtime!'

"And what do you do. . ?"

Acme Coffee Co.

A day in the life of an aircraft assembly fitter...'

"Well if you don't agree with my count, then you do it."

Rose colored glasses.

Man wearing a 'Manufacturing' float ring hesitates beside empty 'Qualified Labor pool'

Might Work, Might Not.

Factory Smoke

Trump skips the climate conference to observe the holiday.

'I can only offer you a temporary position. You can start on Monday... If we are still open.'

"What a glorious day it is. I have put aside my work...it is just too beautiful a day to sit at my keyboard..."

'About this 50% error rate of yours, Billington . . .'

'Quick! Head for the factory. Environmental regulations have made it safer than going past the Bait Shop.'

'We're de-salting water?'

Lollipops, Inc. There are hundreds of suckers born every minute!

Grade 'A' Grass.