Factory Fun Gifts

'One small point,Perkins-we don't STAMP on the sell-by dates here!'

"Okay, you're right! It's impossible to repack sardines!"

'Yo! It's lunchtime!'

At the baby oil factory.

"You're the perfect man for our production test lab, sir!"

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

Fragile stamper.

Rust test in progress.

Dogs and Chickens

U.S. Manufacturing - Good News & Bad News

Satis Factory Tour

'Here it is - the world's largest miniaturization plant.'

...they can't take the factory out of the man - he's off to do some welding.

'U.S. Manufacturing'

"...and we plan to offer it as a scarce and valuable product."

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

"We know how to treat old or stubborn workers. After all, this is a dog food factory."

Yes, you are speaking to Grandma.

Cows on pogo-sticks creating milkshakes.

'Ring binders Direct' 'Ace Laxatives'

"And this is where we add the natural goodness."

Much to the surprise of all his colleagues, Gavin concluded the lunchtime presentation on company expansion with a rather eccentric song and dance act.

"Milk, milk, lemonade, round the back's where chocolates made."

"These are the scientists behind some of your favorite preservatives."

A day in the life of an aircraft assembly fitter...'

"And what do you do. . ?"

'O.K. Everyone...Tea break!'

"Hello? Beasts of the Field? This is Lou, over in Birds of the Air. Anything funny going on at your end?"

Man wearing a 'Manufacturing' float ring hesitates beside empty 'Qualified Labor pool'

Grade 'A' Grass.

'Quick! Head for the factory. Environmental regulations have made it safer than going past the Bait Shop.'

'We're de-salting water?'

Trump skips the climate conference to observe the holiday.

"It's a little stuffy in here, don't you think?"

'I can only offer you a temporary position. You can start on Monday... If we are still open.'