Farm Fun Fabricator Gifts

Dogs and Chickens

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

Cow's straw

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Where Shaving Cream Comes From

'Superstock'

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

Tractor Racing

Police Cow!

Moo! OOM!

Moo-Magrams Exams

The Taming of the Ewe

Oh yeah! It does echo when you moo very loudly!

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

I want to be a lawn!

'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...'

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

Cow Wash Cycle.

"I wish you'd stop obsessively checking your feed!"

Holy Cow

French Animal Noises.

D.I.Y SUCKS!

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

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