Farm Fun Haver Gifts

"You've got a lot of spunk for a city kid, but the cows are that way. We don't milk the bull!"

"The downside of living in the wild is that I need to shear myself now. Boy, do I now appreciate the skill professional shearers have: it's hard!"

'That was fun!'

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Cow's straw

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Where Shaving Cream Comes From

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

Tractor Racing

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

Moo-Magrams Exams

Dogs and Chickens

Cow Pollen

The Taming of the Ewe

Costume Party.

Cow Wash Cycle.

Testing...Testing...1...2..3...

"I wish you'd stop obsessively checking your feed!"

A sheep ordering in a restaurant - the sole item on the menu is grass.

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

D.I.Y SUCKS!

'His breath is so bad I can hardly stand to kiss him.'

French Animal Noises.

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

"I'm not sure...I think the animals have been acting differently since we started feeding them that genetically modified stuff!"

'This is my mom and dad.'