Farm Fun Specialist Gifts

'Nice abs control!'

Chase me, chase me cows.

Bubble Gum Farms.

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

Cow's straw

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Where Shaving Cream Comes From

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

Tractor Racing

Moo-Magrams Exams

Dogs and Chickens

The Taming of the Ewe

Cow Pollen

Costume Party.

French Animal Noises.

'His breath is so bad I can hardly stand to kiss him.'

D.I.Y SUCKS!

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

A sheep ordering in a restaurant - the sole item on the menu is grass.

Cow Wash Cycle.

"I wish you'd stop obsessively checking your feed!"

Testing...Testing...1...2..3...

'This is my mom and dad.'

'He's half sheepdog and half rottweiler... first he rounds 'em up and then he eats 'em!'

"I'm not sure...I think the animals have been acting differently since we started feeding them that genetically modified stuff!"