Farm Fun Haver Pillows

"You've got a lot of spunk for a city kid, but the cows are that way. We don't milk the bull!"

"The downside of living in the wild is that I need to shear myself now. Boy, do I now appreciate the skill professional shearers have: it's hard!"

Chase me, chase me cows.

'That was fun!'

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

Cow's straw

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

Tractor Racing

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

The Taming of the Ewe

Cow Pollen

Dogs and Chickens

A sheep ordering in a restaurant - the sole item on the menu is grass.

"I wish you'd stop obsessively checking your feed!"

Testing...Testing...1...2..3...

D.I.Y SUCKS!

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

French Animal Noises.

'His breath is so bad I can hardly stand to kiss him.'

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

Cow Wash Cycle.

"I'm not sure...I think the animals have been acting differently since we started feeding them that genetically modified stuff!"

'He's half sheepdog and half rottweiler... first he rounds 'em up and then he eats 'em!'

Celebrating Spring Can Be Shear Hell