Factory Humor Fan Gifts

If it wasn't for the boring repetition this job would be the pits!

'Ring binders Direct' 'Ace Laxatives'

'We deal mostly in rolling stock...'

"We know how to treat old or stubborn workers. After all, this is a dog food factory."

"He's not really much of a leader...he just has a lot of followers."

"To address this mistake we must be professional and use root-cause analysis. I'll start by saying it's not my fault...."

Take me to your market leader.'

'To satisfy our stockholders, we'll draw stars to see which of us will be hung in effigy.'

'Was my salary expectation a bit too high?'

Rust test in progress.

'Look, I think you're perfect for this job, but your friend there is just slightly overqualified.'

'What do you mean our mailroom has gone public?'

U.S. Manufacturing - Good News & Bad News

'Rumor has it that your pet daycare closed down.'

"It's quite bad news so I've turned it into an anagram!"

'...need to design something to bridge the generation gap.'

'Before we start, has everyone shed their moral baggage?'

Man looking at sign that reads 'Hord Wark' and says: "I can't put that up. It's too much like hard work."

'The company I ran was non-profit, but that wasn't intentional.'

Satis Factory Tour

'The boss said things have to improve or my job is going to run out of minutes.'

...they can't take the factory out of the man - he's off to do some welding.

Reconnaissance reports your email blast to Sales was a direct hit, with acceptable collateral damage in Finance and Accounting.

Laboratory: Protons /Electrons/Morons

'This is a rationalization dog. He's trained to go for spare employees.'

'I think I've got a screw loose.'

After the latest pay bonus and benefit awards you've won, I've decided to join you on the shop floor.

Motivational tip #731: Appeal to their sense of entitlement.

"Strategic plan B: We chop down all the office plants and grow vegetables."

Hanley Fabric Co., Polly-Esther

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

"I want to know whose idea it was to let a cat person on the board of directors in the first place!"

I need a 10 foot board. That's 70 feet in dog feet.

'Hey, when you announce pay cuts like these, you've got to expect a few howls of protest!'

'All those in favor of standing and giving me a slow clap...'