Factory Humor Fan Gifts

If it wasn't for the boring repetition this job would be the pits!

'Ring binders Direct' 'Ace Laxatives'

'We deal mostly in rolling stock...'

'I'd rather be in Philadelphia.'

"We know how to treat old or stubborn workers. After all, this is a dog food factory."

"He's not really much of a leader...he just has a lot of followers."

"To address this mistake we must be professional and use root-cause analysis. I'll start by saying it's not my fault...."

Take me to your market leader.'

'To satisfy our stockholders, we'll draw stars to see which of us will be hung in effigy.'

'Was my salary expectation a bit too high?'

Rust test in progress.

'What do you mean our mailroom has gone public?'

'Rumor has it that your pet daycare closed down.'

"It's quite bad news so I've turned it into an anagram!"

'Look, I think you're perfect for this job, but your friend there is just slightly overqualified.'

Are you able to concentrate on your work? My mind wanders a lot but fortunately it's too weak to go very far.

U.S. Manufacturing - Good News & Bad News

'...need to design something to bridge the generation gap.'

'Before we start, has everyone shed their moral baggage?'

'The company I ran was non-profit, but that wasn't intentional.'

Man looking at sign that reads 'Hord Wark' and says: "I can't put that up. It's too much like hard work."

Satis Factory Tour

After the latest pay bonus and benefit awards you've won, I've decided to join you on the shop floor.

'The boss said things have to improve or my job is going to run out of minutes.'

'I think I've got a screw loose.'

Reconnaissance reports your email blast to Sales was a direct hit, with acceptable collateral damage in Finance and Accounting.

Motivational tip #731: Appeal to their sense of entitlement.

'This is a rationalization dog. He's trained to go for spare employees.'

Laboratory: Protons /Electrons/Morons

...they can't take the factory out of the man - he's off to do some welding.

"Strategic plan B: We chop down all the office plants and grow vegetables."

Hanley Fabric Co., Polly-Esther

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

'All those in favor of standing and giving me a slow clap...'

'According to your aptitude test, you're best suited to be kicked upstairs.'