Factory Humor Lover Gifts

We are Fragile!

U.S. Manufacturing - Good News & Bad News

'Some hackers have broken into the system. It goes in as molten steel, and it comes out as chicken gumbo soup.'

Satis Factory Tour

'Here it is - the world's largest miniaturization plant.'

After the latest pay bonus and benefit awards you've won, I've decided to join you on the shop floor.

...they can't take the factory out of the man - he's off to do some welding.

Hanley Fabric Co., Polly-Esther

"Gesundheit."

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

"We know how to treat old or stubborn workers. After all, this is a dog food factory."

'Ring binders Direct' 'Ace Laxatives'

The disgruntled employees were brought down with tranquilizer darts, ending the worst pillow fight in recent memory.

Marty Feldman

"And what do you do. . ?"

Acme Coffee Co.

"Hello? Beasts of the Field? This is Lou, over in Birds of the Air. Anything funny going on at your end?"

"I told him to trim a couple of inches off the middle and he thought it was a fat remark."

'You're being replaced by a machine...But at least it's an American-made machine.'

"I love that new elephant smell."

Factory Smoke

Lollipops, Inc. There are hundreds of suckers born every minute!

'We're de-salting water?'

'Quick! Head for the factory. Environmental regulations have made it safer than going past the Bait Shop.'

Awareness!...

"And this, gentlemen, is what one of our typical American workers looks before he gets fired!"

Sibling rivalry (large scale division).

"The microwave isn't working and I needed to heat my lunch."

This ones causing problems with the barcode machine!

'Oh, him - he's Sidney Panner our Time and Commotion expert'

'The company bought a machine to replace 20 of us, but it's too large to fit in the shop!'

'Damn - that was my idea.'

Sugar production

Forklift truck

CORN.