Factory Humor Lover Mugs

We are Fragile!

U.S. Manufacturing - Good News & Bad News

'Some hackers have broken into the system. It goes in as molten steel, and it comes out as chicken gumbo soup.'

Satis Factory Tour

'Here it is - the world's largest miniaturization plant.'

After the latest pay bonus and benefit awards you've won, I've decided to join you on the shop floor.

...they can't take the factory out of the man - he's off to do some welding.

Hanley Fabric Co., Polly-Esther

"We know how to treat old or stubborn workers. After all, this is a dog food factory."

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

"Gesundheit."

'Ring binders Direct' 'Ace Laxatives'

The disgruntled employees were brought down with tranquilizer darts, ending the worst pillow fight in recent memory.

Acme Coffee Co.

"And what do you do. . ?"

"Hello? Beasts of the Field? This is Lou, over in Birds of the Air. Anything funny going on at your end?"

Factory Smoke

'You're being replaced by a machine...But at least it's an American-made machine.'

"I told him to trim a couple of inches off the middle and he thought it was a fat remark."

'Quick! Head for the factory. Environmental regulations have made it safer than going past the Bait Shop.'

'We're de-salting water?'

"I love that new elephant smell."

Awareness!...

"And this, gentlemen, is what one of our typical American workers looks before he gets fired!"

"The microwave isn't working and I needed to heat my lunch."

Sibling rivalry (large scale division).

Forklift truck

'The company bought a machine to replace 20 of us, but it's too large to fit in the shop!'

This ones causing problems with the barcode machine!

Sugar production

'Damn - that was my idea.'

'Oh, him - he's Sidney Panner our Time and Commotion expert'

"Hey, I saw you on the cover of Assembly Line Illustrated!!"