Industrial Humor Lover Mugs

"Hey, I saw you on the cover of Assembly Line Illustrated!!"

'Some hackers have broken into the system. It goes in as molten steel, and it comes out as chicken gumbo soup.'

Awareness!...

'Nothing to complain about, sir. The new press works fantastically!'

"The microwave isn't working and I needed to heat my lunch."

"I told him to trim a couple of inches off the middle and he thought it was a fat remark."

It takes Effort!...

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

'You forgot the product label.'

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

Satis Factory Tour

'Your resume is certainly impressive, Mr. Simmons, but do you have any on the job experience?'

'Here it is - the world's largest miniaturization plant.'

Hanley Fabric Co., Polly-Esther

Mattress makers picketing in front of factory are sleepwalking.

Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.

Pork Lift

"What we need is a union."

'You're being replaced by a machine...But at least it's an American-made machine.'

Robot's Coffee Break.

Dog urinating on tree on the back of a lorry

"We're tolerably self sufficient. Alistair, for example, makes all our own petrol."

"And this, gentlemen, is what one of our typical American workers looks before he gets fired!"

'Sure, we can keep the floors clean. Well just use the stuff we bleach the flour with.'

"You should have been here last week. This is clean coal."

'I did it at the skill centre'

'The company bought a machine to replace 20 of us, but it's too large to fit in the shop!'

"Soak your nuts in acetone every day for a week, and it should clear up as good as new."

"Didn't you know? We just drive around. This is a mobile toxic-wast dump."

'I see that the new foreman has already left an impression on you.'

Forklift truck

'Reminds me, my urologist said there's something wrong with my plumbing.'

Inspectors #2 and #3 inspect clothing.

Safety pin factory.