Factory Humor Enthusiast Mugs

'Did you hear that marketing wants us to move into 'compressed liquids' next?'

'The company bought a machine to replace 20 of us, but it's too large to fit in the shop!'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

'Some hackers have broken into the system. It goes in as molten steel, and it comes out as chicken gumbo soup.'

After the latest pay bonus and benefit awards you've won, I've decided to join you on the shop floor.

"...and we plan to offer it as a scarce and valuable product."

'U.S. Manufacturing'

...they can't take the factory out of the man - he's off to do some welding.

Hanley Fabric Co., Polly-Esther

'How often does the boss visit the plant?'

"A drone is hovering over the plant. Find out if it's from OSHA!"

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

"Gesundheit."

"We know how to treat old or stubborn workers. After all, this is a dog food factory."

The disgruntled employees were brought down with tranquilizer darts, ending the worst pillow fight in recent memory.

'Ring binders Direct' 'Ace Laxatives'

"These are the scientists behind some of your favorite preservatives."

Acme Coffee Co.

"And what do you do. . ?"

"Milk, milk, lemonade, round the back's where chocolates made."

Man wearing a 'Manufacturing' float ring hesitates beside empty 'Qualified Labor pool'

Trump skips the climate conference to observe the holiday.

Grade 'A' Grass.

Factory Smoke

'Quick! Head for the factory. Environmental regulations have made it safer than going past the Bait Shop.'

'We're de-salting water?'

"I told him to trim a couple of inches off the middle and he thought it was a fat remark."

Industrial Chemicals: Cake Mix, Soup, Juice Drinks.

'You're being replaced by a machine...But at least it's an American-made machine.'

Awareness!...

"And this, gentlemen, is what one of our typical American workers looks before he gets fired!"

Sibling rivalry (large scale division).

"The microwave isn't working and I needed to heat my lunch."