Factory Humor Enthusiast Gifts

'Did you hear that marketing wants us to move into 'compressed liquids' next?'

'The company bought a machine to replace 20 of us, but it's too large to fit in the shop!'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

'Some hackers have broken into the system. It goes in as molten steel, and it comes out as chicken gumbo soup.'

After the latest pay bonus and benefit awards you've won, I've decided to join you on the shop floor.

...they can't take the factory out of the man - he's off to do some welding.

"...and we plan to offer it as a scarce and valuable product."

'U.S. Manufacturing'

"I told you all this would be yours someday, son, and today is that day."

Hanley Fabric Co., Polly-Esther

'How often does the boss visit the plant?'

"A drone is hovering over the plant. Find out if it's from OSHA!"

"Gesundheit."

"We know how to treat old or stubborn workers. After all, this is a dog food factory."

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

'Ring binders Direct' 'Ace Laxatives'

The disgruntled employees were brought down with tranquilizer darts, ending the worst pillow fight in recent memory.

"Milk, milk, lemonade, round the back's where chocolates made."

"These are the scientists behind some of your favorite preservatives."

Acme Coffee Co.

"And what do you do. . ?"

Rose colored glasses.

Man wearing a 'Manufacturing' float ring hesitates beside empty 'Qualified Labor pool'

Industrial Chemicals: Cake Mix, Soup, Juice Drinks.

Grade 'A' Grass.

"I told him to trim a couple of inches off the middle and he thought it was a fat remark."

Factory Smoke

'Quick! Head for the factory. Environmental regulations have made it safer than going past the Bait Shop.'

'We're de-salting water?'

'You're being replaced by a machine...But at least it's an American-made machine.'

Lollipops, Inc. There are hundreds of suckers born every minute!

Trump skips the climate conference to observe the holiday.

Awareness!...

"And this, gentlemen, is what one of our typical American workers looks before he gets fired!"

Sibling rivalry (large scale division).