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Yes, you are speaking to Grandma.

I should be a writer when I grow up...

Polluted geese

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

U.S. Manufacturing - Good News & Bad News

'I'd rather we don't mention this in the annual report.'

'Here it is - the world's largest miniaturization plant.'

After the latest pay bonus and benefit awards you've won, I've decided to join you on the shop floor.

'U.S. Manufacturing'

...they can't take the factory out of the man - he's off to do some welding.

'How often does the boss visit the plant?'

"A drone is hovering over the plant. Find out if it's from OSHA!"

At the baby oil factory.

"We know how to treat old or stubborn workers. After all, this is a dog food factory."

'Ring binders Direct' 'Ace Laxatives'

'One small point,Perkins-we don't STAMP on the sell-by dates here!'

"I told him he was punching out too hard. This time the time clock punched back."

"And what do you do. . ?"

'Yo! It's lunchtime!'

A day in the life of an aircraft assembly fitter...'

Acme Coffee Co.

"Well if you don't agree with my count, then you do it."

Might Work, Might Not.

Man wearing a 'Manufacturing' float ring hesitates beside empty 'Qualified Labor pool'

Consolidated Musical Instrument Factory

Trump skips the climate conference to observe the holiday.

'I can only offer you a temporary position. You can start on Monday... If we are still open.'

'About this 50% error rate of yours, Billington . . .'

Factory Smoke

Grade 'A' Grass.

'Quick! Head for the factory. Environmental regulations have made it safer than going past the Bait Shop.'

'We're de-salting water?'

"What a glorious day it is. I have put aside my work...it is just too beautiful a day to sit at my keyboard..."