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"What a glorious day it is. I have put aside my work...it is just too beautiful a day to sit at my keyboard..."

I should be a writer when I grow up...

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

"It's a heck of a tale...and well told, but we don't publish resumes."

Television Readers.

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Characters jumping out of a book.

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

Today's Special: Rabbit Stew

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

"Barb's such a fast reader."

"So start throwing together about 10 novels a week and bring them in on Wednesdays."

'Sue didn't watch soap operas all the time. She also reads books'

"He was a big man, but he moved like a cat."

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

Addicted to reading

"What do you mean?! That apology is the best piece of fiction I've ever written!"

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

My Spam Sketchbook

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

"He's writing a novel for the first time in decades. It has less to do with the urge to create or say something new, and more to do with the fact that all his previous books are now out of print."

Frankenstein's Ancestry