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"He was a big man, but he moved like a cat."

"It's a heck of a tale...and well told, but we don't publish resumes."

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

I quilt therefore I am

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

'He was a handsome young prince when I married him.'

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

'How about having at least one character who's alive and wearing clothes?'

Bad Interview Technique

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

Man writing at laptop says: 'It's a UK road movie ??" to give it more scale, I'm making the characters three inches tall.'

Books Providing Bright Idea

'Are you sure you brought the right flat pack?'

"Remorse sits in my stomach like a piece of stale bread. How does that sound?"

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

"Writer's block?"

Woman knitting a washing line.

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

"Now all we need is a good script."

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

Writer's Block Party

"The first three chapters read like they were written by some guy on a couch."

Harps and Embroidery.

"My next book? It will probably be about rising up and crushing humanity."

Stage producer.

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.

A man holding a hammer watches a mummy unravel itself

What's Their Secret?

'Styrofoam.'

"It's 'Architectural Digest.' "