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"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

Bookmore Publishing Co. Autobiography Editor - Embellish and De-Embellish.

"Remorse sits in my stomach like a piece of stale bread. How does that sound?"

"Very few new ideas come into Arthur's head anymore. He's living on his fat."

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

'It's questionable whether your book, Life of a Nobody' will make a Nobody a Somebody!'

Rebellious Typewriters

"He was okay with the spell check but he gets mad when it starts to correct the arc of his narrative development!"

"Garbage in, great books out."

"I read your manuscript with interest."

"It's a heck of a tale...and well told, but we don't publish resumes."

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Compression

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

New music conference

"He was a big man, but he moved like a cat."

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

Music producers.

'How about having at least one character who's alive and wearing clothes?'

Man writing at laptop says: 'It's a UK road movie ??" to give it more scale, I'm making the characters three inches tall.'

Books Providing Bright Idea

"Writer's block?"

Men dancing

Sculptor's chippings

"Now all we need is a good script."

"I'm sorry-you tapped into something no one cares about."

I love Marimba

Writer's Block Party

An Audio Technician's Pocket Knife

Teacher walking past drawings of suns casts shadow

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

Hacksaw Violin.

"The first three chapters read like they were written by some guy on a couch."

"My next book? It will probably be about rising up and crushing humanity."