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Pen mightier than sword.

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

"It's a heck of a tale...and well told, but we don't publish resumes."

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

Easter Island Cheeseheads

Compression

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

New music conference

"He was a big man, but he moved like a cat."

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

Music producers.

'How about having at least one character who's alive and wearing clothes?'

Man writing at laptop says: 'It's a UK road movie ??" to give it more scale, I'm making the characters three inches tall.'

"Writer's block?"

"Remorse sits in my stomach like a piece of stale bread. How does that sound?"

Books Providing Bright Idea

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

Sculptor's chippings

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

"Now all we need is a good script."

"I'm sorry-you tapped into something no one cares about."

Writer's Block Party

I love Marimba

"My next book? It will probably be about rising up and crushing humanity."

Baker

"The first three chapters read like they were written by some guy on a couch."

Hacksaw Violin.

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

Darwin's Evolving Statue.

Musical Note Nail

An Audio Technician's Pocket Knife

Rodin's Irish Judge

Bookmore Publishing Co. Autobiography Editor - Embellish and De-Embellish.