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Oog is good at sharpening sticks, but he doesn't know when to stop. You can quit now, Oog. You've made your point.

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Snow Devil

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Snowman

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

"No, Doris, not implants!"

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

Snowman

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

"Is his nose locally grown?"

Man standing in front of giant snowball

The Sculptor

The Frankenstein snowman.

"Remorse sits in my stomach like a piece of stale bread. How does that sound?"

Snow Crime

Enough complaining! We all have flaky scalps.

UFO and snowman

"You're going to freeze to death! Put your coat back on."

Sculptor's chippings