Story Architect T-Shirts

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

Writer's Block Party

"I was writing a novel based on the idea of a man suffering from déjà vu, until I realised it had been done before."

Man writing at laptop says: 'It's a UK road movie ??" to give it more scale, I'm making the characters three inches tall.'

"Say - this gives me an idea for a picture!"

"Now all we need is a good script."

"Writer's block?"

Desk bins: Exposition, Complication, Climax, Resolution.

"We love your manuscript! It's exactly the sort of big, sprawling epic we've been looking for!"

"I need some help to write my self-help book..."

"My first novel is a prequel of a sequel, it's about time travel."

D. B. C. Pierre

Books Providing Bright Idea

"Well, I've been struggling to write a book about my struggle to write a book..."

'Nothing from the Nobel Committee or the National Endowment for the Arts, but you have a tentative offer from Burma-Shave.

"Michael self-published his novel then boughtt up his own film rights."

'Get the person with the best imagination to write our Earnings Report.'

'This is a real tear jerker but there is just not much of a market for hard luck stories.'

Building called 'The Writer's Block' - ouside there is a 'rejection slip bin'.

"The first three chapters read like they were written by some guy on a couch."

I was able to get you a 2-book deal.

"My next book? It will probably be about rising up and crushing humanity."

Horror Movie for Writers

"'Yes' she said, 'no' she said."

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

"It's a heck of a tale...and well told, but we don't publish resumes."

Team Leader

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

Lego Haircut

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

"Still suffering from writer's block?"