Character Architect T-Shirts

Writing the generations/Bring characters to life.

"Your tax return reads like one of your novels."

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

Lego Haircut

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

"He was a big man, but he moved like a cat."

'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter."

Building giant sand pies.

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

Man writing at laptop says: 'It's a UK road movie ??" to give it more scale, I'm making the characters three inches tall.'

"My buildings are meant to inspire."

"Your tea party numbers are way down this month Jerry."

'It's not so much the distance to your proposed house site, but that I'm not familiar with your planet's building codes.'

House of books.

"Writer's block?"

Books Providing Bright Idea

Book publisher telling author about some changes needed.

Modern Parents

Witch Hardware

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

"Now all we need is a good script."

Writer's Block Party

"My next book? It will probably be about rising up and crushing humanity."

"The first three chapters read like they were written by some guy on a couch."

"I'm a home-tech specialist. Your daughter called us. I'm here to convert her doll house into a smart doll house."

Meet the author who hastily quit his day job.

"Well, I've been struggling to write a book about my struggle to write a book..."