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The only time you are actually too old to follow your dreams.

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

Building giant sand pies.

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

'I want to chuck all the spelling and math and just get back to playing with blocks.'

Brainstorm in progress.

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

"Your tea party numbers are way down this month Jerry."

Books Providing Bright Idea

"My buildings are meant to inspire."

"Writer's block?"

Man writing at laptop says: 'It's a UK road movie ??" to give it more scale, I'm making the characters three inches tall.'

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

'I need a hive with 50,000 bedrooms.'

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

"Now all we need is a good script."

"I like to stay on top of things."

Writer's Block Party

'And this is what Larry calls his 'man cave'.'

"I'm a home-tech specialist. Your daughter called us. I'm here to convert her doll house into a smart doll house."

Thinking outside the box.

"The first three chapters read like they were written by some guy on a couch."

"My next book? It will probably be about rising up and crushing humanity."

"His latest management book was all about controlling the mind...and how you could teach it to construct a new reality..."

"Well, I've been struggling to write a book about my struggle to write a book..."

I was able to get you a 2-book deal.

"My first novel is a prequel of a sequel, it's about time travel."

"Your tax return reads like one of your novels."

"We love your manuscript! It's exactly the sort of big, sprawling epic we've been looking for!"

"Donny's just going through a brutalist phase."

"Say - this gives me an idea for a picture!"