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'...I now pronounce you man and wife, some assembly required.'

Rhode Island School of Desire

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

Lego Haircut

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

"Wait, there's another fold? No wonder we have so many extra stones."

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

'Handyman's Special'

Pizza Tower Bridge

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

"Your tea party numbers are way down this month Jerry."

Manhattan Cat atop the Flatiron Building

'I need a hive with 50,000 bedrooms.'

Snow Bridge.

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!

"I love what you've done with him."

John Bull presenting the building for the 1862 International Exhibition to Britannia

Inventor of the Tudor spirit-level

Pisa Hut.

Architectural Messages Through the Ages.

'What's the fuss? It looks okay to me.'

"Doric Ionic Ozempic"

'Ok, we've rented the whole building ... oops, they just put on another floor.'

'Soufle, can I have the blueprint?.'

'I need a green house built ASAP.'

"As far as form following function, it's a brilliant design for a business center."

Toy White House built incorrectly.

"This spectacular 40 room property has majestic views of the valley and village and it was tastefully renovated after the most recent Viking incursion."

"It sounds as if it's going to be three hours with our legs crossed in Frank Gehry chairs. You go if you want."

Doric, Ionic and Platonic.

“It’s a pre-war building, but you’ll see they’ve kept most of the details.”