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'...I now pronounce you man and wife, some assembly required.'

Rhode Island School of Desire

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

Lego Haircut

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

"Wait, there's another fold? No wonder we have so many extra stones."

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

"Your tea party numbers are way down this month Jerry."

'Handyman's Special'

Pizza Tower Bridge

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

Manhattan Cat atop the Flatiron Building

'I need a hive with 50,000 bedrooms.'

Pisa Hut.

"I love what you've done with him."

John Bull presenting the building for the 1862 International Exhibition to Britannia

Inventor of the Tudor spirit-level

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!

Snow Bridge.

Architectural Messages Through the Ages.

'What's the fuss? It looks okay to me.'

'It's a self-build.'

"As far as form following function, it's a brilliant design for a business center."

“It’s a pre-war building, but you’ll see they’ve kept most of the details.”

"Doric Ionic Ozempic"

"It sounds as if it's going to be three hours with our legs crossed in Frank Gehry chairs. You go if you want."

Toy White House built incorrectly.

'Soufle, can I have the blueprint?.'

Doric, Ionic and Platonic.

"This spectacular 40 room property has majestic views of the valley and village and it was tastefully renovated after the most recent Viking incursion."

'I need a green house built ASAP.'