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'Maybe we should think about losing some weight!'

Yoga classes door.

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

'No, you won't live longer if you give up sex and alcohol. But it'll seem like it.'

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

"I love what you've done with him."

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

'And this is what Larry calls his 'man cave'.'

What brings you to therapy, Rudy? Dr. Noodle. I've been feeling like my whole life is on pause. And I can't find the remote to unpause it. Meanwhile, everyone else's stories are proceeding apace. They're all into the second act already. They've all had plot twists, and hero's journeys, and epic love scenes, and thrilling reversals of fortune ... Meanwhile, I'm still paused on the opening credits because no remote. Why don't you get up off the couch and unpause it manually? You can do that?

"Someday, this will all go into your pre-nuptial agreement."

'Well, if you don't smoke or drink, stop chewing gum!'

"His latest management book was all about controlling the mind...and how you could teach it to construct a new reality..."

There, but for the grace of God, go I.

'Don't turn the page yet - I'm not finished!'

"The long and the short of it, doctor, is that I'm ready to change from a soccer mom to a Nascar dad."

"I don't really have the skirt for this blouse."

The only time you are actually too old to follow your dreams.

Hazard of texting

'I was a lawyer for a start-up tech company, taking my pay in stock, and after they went public, I retired at age 26!'

Intentional Community vs. Community of Sheer Happenstance

"I lost 5 pounds and you didn't even notice!"

Rhode Island School of Desire

'One day son, all this will be protesters.'

Real estate: (igloo): 'This is the 'custom deck' for 'enjoying the midnight sun and viewing the northern lights!'

Justin could feel the joy he had brought his parents with his first drawing... and so the joy continued... and continued... and continued...

"I thought ou were building a man cave. Not a man castle."

"If only I'd bought Microsoft with it..."

Pick Your Own Legacy.

"Scuber?"

'...I now pronounce you man and wife, some assembly required.'

Modern Slavery

'Children are out of the question, Margaret. One day all this would be theirs and I just couldn't stand that.'

"If I won the lottery, I would go on living as I always did."

"Exercise: Check! Diet: Check! No vices: Check!"

In case of emergency break glass