Lifestyle Architect Gifts

'Maybe we should think about losing some weight!'

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

'No, you won't live longer if you give up sex and alcohol. But it'll seem like it.'

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

"I love what you've done with him."

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

'And this is what Larry calls his 'man cave'.'

'Well, if you don't smoke or drink, stop chewing gum!'

"His latest management book was all about controlling the mind...and how you could teach it to construct a new reality..."

There, but for the grace of God, go I.

'Don't turn the page yet - I'm not finished!'

"I don't really have the skirt for this blouse."

The only time you are actually too old to follow your dreams.

"The long and the short of it, doctor, is that I'm ready to change from a soccer mom to a Nascar dad."

Hazard of texting

Intentional Community vs. Community of Sheer Happenstance

'I was a lawyer for a start-up tech company, taking my pay in stock, and after they went public, I retired at age 26!'

"I lost 5 pounds and you didn't even notice!"

Rhode Island School of Desire

Real estate: (igloo): 'This is the 'custom deck' for 'enjoying the midnight sun and viewing the northern lights!'

'One day son, all this will be protesters.'

Justin could feel the joy he had brought his parents with his first drawing... and so the joy continued... and continued... and continued...

"Scuber?"

Pick Your Own Legacy.

'...I now pronounce you man and wife, some assembly required.'

Modern Slavery

"If I won the lottery, I would go on living as I always did."

"Exercise: Check! Diet: Check! No vices: Check!"

In case of emergency break glass

'I'm an under achiever, what do you do?'