Wellness Architect Gifts

Yoga classes door.

Be Healthy

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

'Not only does he suffer from anxiety, he makes everyone else suffer from it too.'

"Our medical benefits are quite limited, basically we send you a memo telling you to take more exercise."

"It's time we discuss menopause and climax change."

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

"I love what you've done with him."

'Interactive TV news.'

'Good to see you back at work.'

'And this is what Larry calls his 'man cave'.'

What brings you to therapy, Rudy? Dr. Noodle. I've been feeling like my whole life is on pause. And I can't find the remote to unpause it. Meanwhile, everyone else's stories are proceeding apace. They're all into the second act already. They've all had plot twists, and hero's journeys, and epic love scenes, and thrilling reversals of fortune ... Meanwhile, I'm still paused on the opening credits because no remote. Why don't you get up off the couch and unpause it manually? You can do that?

"His latest management book was all about controlling the mind...and how you could teach it to construct a new reality..."

GPs should provide 'forest bathing' on the NHS says charity.

'Don't turn the page yet - I'm not finished!'

'Motion seconded!' (golfers)

Fill idle hours by making your own rustic seat...use it when you want to relax.

When Sales and Marketing Do Not Communicate

That's the company's health plan.

Walk and take Vitamin C Every Day

A man tries to avoid going over the waterfall of alcohol dependence.

The only time you are actually too old to follow your dreams.

Fire Escapes

Dinosaur bones assembled incorrectly

Intentional Community vs. Community of Sheer Happenstance

'I was a lawyer for a start-up tech company, taking my pay in stock, and after they went public, I retired at age 26!'

"I have a comment but nowhere to send it."

'I had to report it. Based on your lifestyle, your heart attack was premeditated.'

"I'm afraid the niceties of our underwater massage must remain a trade secret."

Dr Jones had, in a former career, worked in the construction industry...

Homo Sapiens: always searching for answers.

"I AM a counsellor..!"

"I thought ou were building a man cave. Not a man castle."

'Maybe we should think about losing some weight!'

"If only I'd bought Microsoft with it..."