Mental Health Architect Gifts

Dr Jones had, in a former career, worked in the construction industry...

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

"Try thinking about something else."

Worry tank

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

Yoga classes door.

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

"I've finally found a therapist who understands options."

The Chicken Who Crossed the Road, in therapy. My motives are always being questioned!

"I just never 'think I can' anymore."

"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

"You always get to be the therapist! I never get to be the therapist!"

'I see you in five years from now, you're still coming to see me. Do you want me to book the appointments in advance?'

"Am I sensing fear?"

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

'Everything is in the Cloud.'

Brainstorm in progress.

You are what you eat!

Cloud Computing.

"Thanks, but I already have my 'support bubble' right here."

"Thanks to modern medicine, we now have drugs to make any season the season to be jolly."

"Now we'll just need a vaccine for soul-destroying expectations, crushing workloads and the debilitating effects of 28-hour days..."

I applied for a job with NASA but they turned me down. I think it was because I told them I wanted to be an astronaut because in space, you can't cry because there's no gravity and tears can't flow.

Psychiatrist with bust of Freud

'I'm not a happy bunny.'

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

'Sometimes I think if it wasn't for Lucy here, I'd go mad.'

'You lost your home and farm. Do you want to talk about it?