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Dr Jones had, in a former career, worked in the construction industry...

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"Try thinking about something else."

Worry tank

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

"I've finally found a therapist who understands options."

"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

"Am I sensing fear?"

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

'I see you in five years from now, you're still coming to see me. Do you want me to book the appointments in advance?'

"You always get to be the therapist! I never get to be the therapist!"

'Everything is in the Cloud.'

Brainstorm in progress.

You are what you eat!

Cloud Computing.

"Thanks to modern medicine, we now have drugs to make any season the season to be jolly."

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

Psychiatrist with bust of Freud

'I'm not a happy bunny.'

"Now we'll just need a vaccine for soul-destroying expectations, crushing workloads and the debilitating effects of 28-hour days..."

'You lost your home and farm. Do you want to talk about it?

'Sometimes I think if it wasn't for Lucy here, I'd go mad.'

'During the next commercial, I'd like to talk to you about your childhood.'