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'And this is what Larry calls his 'man cave'.'

Club Antisocial

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

'We no longer look at résumés. We go straight to your Facebook page.'

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

"It's only fair. He has a man cave."

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

"Just imagine this room fully carpeted with multi-level platforms and cubbies."

Sometimes in a relationship a person just needs some space.

"I don't care that you personalized your work area, but stop yelling 'Howdy, neighbor!' to everyone you see!"

"Well, right now I'm feeling a little uncomfortable."

"Not now, Elaine—I'm on my man-cloud."

"Muffy sure takes up a lot of my bed."

"Comfy?"

'It appears more and more people are working at home these days.'

The only time you are actually too old to follow your dreams.

Private Jet

'I'll marry you, but only if you agree to separate shells.'

Will build to suit myself.

"I too want companionship, intimacy, someone to grow old with, but not 24/7."

"Polly needs some time alone."

"Don't get me wrong, I love my mistress, but there are 27 of us, so I like to get away now and then to get some privacy..."

"Well, if not now, can I have a man cave after I reach puberty?"

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

Introvert Career Faire.

Bed divider.