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"Well, if not now, can I have a man cave after I reach puberty?"

Club Antisocial

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

"It's only fair. He has a man cave."

"Sold his air rights."

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

"This grade doesn't fit into my five-year plan!"

'Our worship space is quite large, Roger, but sanctuary committee will do nicely.'

'And this is what Larry calls his 'man cave'.'

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"Better put out notepads and pens in case any of them has an idea."

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

"I don't care that you personalized your work area, but stop yelling 'Howdy, neighbor!' to everyone you see!"

Sometimes in a relationship a person just needs some space.

101 uses of a dead cat: rocking horse

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'

"Well, right now I'm feeling a little uncomfortable."

"Muffy sure takes up a lot of my bed."

"Not now, Elaine—I'm on my man-cloud."

'I'll marry you, but only if you agree to separate shells.'

"The kindergarteners have breached their classroom confines, and are headed this way. We'll be overrun within minutes. What should we do?"

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

Private Jet

School Trip To The Beach

Basic Shelter.

"I too want companionship, intimacy, someone to grow old with, but not 24/7."

'To err is human. To really screw up requires a plan.'