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"Why are these machines so uncomfortably close together"

Let's get organized

Club Antisocial

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

"It's only fair. He has a man cave."

If you can read this, you're standing too close.

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

'And this is what Larry calls his 'man cave'.'

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

"My wife is constantly invading my personal space. I think she gets it from her family."

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"Don't invade his space."

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

"I don't care that you personalized your work area, but stop yelling 'Howdy, neighbor!' to everyone you see!"

Sometimes in a relationship a person just needs some space.

"Well, right now I'm feeling a little uncomfortable."

"Muffy sure takes up a lot of my bed."

'I'll marry you, but only if you agree to separate shells.'

"Not now, Elaine—I'm on my man-cloud."

No poking doughboy

Private Jet

'Just how much time do you intend spending in this new tool shed of yours?'

"I too want companionship, intimacy, someone to grow old with, but not 24/7."

"Don't get me wrong, I love my mistress, but there are 27 of us, so I like to get away now and then to get some privacy..."

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"I didn't mind the panel interview, but I got creeped out by the group hug at the end."

'You can't have everything...Where would you put it?'

"Polly needs some time alone."

Yeah, Chuck's an invasive species, but in more of a "personal space" sort of way.

"Well, if not now, can I have a man cave after I reach puberty?"

'We believe in making use of all the available space.'

Introvert Career Faire.

Bed divider.