Space Manager T-Shirts

'You can't have everything...Where would you put it?'

Let's get organized

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Outer Space Outsourcing

Marry me astronaut

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

Blue Origin

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"Space exploration"

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

The Quotable Ben Franklin. To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals. And not flying thy kite during thunderstorms might help, too!

"Huddleston, I admire your hands-on approach to everything, but get the hell out of my office!"

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

'It looks to me like they come in peace.'

Hourglass Dumptruck

"That's why safety boots are so important. . . you see? Eddie's feet have stayed perfectly dry."

Murphy's Bed meets Murphy's Law.

'Ooops. Wonder if I can claim El Nino caused a surge in water pressure?'

The Modern Beaver Dam.

'I understand he has a hard boiled management style.'

"Tesla's founder Elon Musk launched his spacex rocket today with a successful pinpoint return to earth. . . General motors said it would rebuild its plant and start again from scratch."

'OK, what's the first thing we need to capture in our Job Safety Analysis?' 'Don't tick off TINY!'

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

Builders.

Dominoes

"My kitchen is very small. Do you have any with doors that swing in?"

'After sinking all our money into our website, we couldn't afford to finish our building.'

Murphy bed...Murphy.

'Best bit of winter pipe lagging I've seen for ages...unfortunately, that's just the scaffolding.'

'Bob, I was just trying to get you on the phone to see what all that noise outside was about.'

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'

"Well, the drought is over."

"Ahoy!"

"It needs a dash of gravel, I reckon."

"Lucky you were wearing your hard-hat!"