Space Keeper T-Shirts

Another way to keep an empty seat beside you on the train.

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"We've made great progress!"

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

Head over Hooves

'You know too much!'

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"Not now, Oliver."

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"Take me to your Larder!"

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

Flying sauces.

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"Well, that one got away."

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'