Sacred Space Maintainer T-Shirts

'One thing...I don't do windows.'

Father

"Huddleston, I admire your hands-on approach to everything, but get the hell out of my office!"

"I belonged to the Audubon Society."

Child walking with balloon which represents global warming.

'Our worship space is quite large, Roger, but sanctuary committee will do nicely.'

"I'm afraid the diagnosis isn't good."

Moon's Portaloo.

This isn't just a simple infection -- you've got a whole ecology!

Pardon our dust as we continue to remodel every square inch of planet Earth!

'Where's your goldfish?'

Church losing its bell

I love what you've done with the place.

The state of dread induced by the threat of nuclear war during the Cold War

'Turbidity is pretty high today, better keep the kids inside...'

"That is so adorable. The tree is hugging you back!"

"This past summer, I got deeply depressed about our planet—as if I didn't have enough problems of my own."

Global Warming

'You can't have everything...Where would you put it?'

'-and my wife likes to rearrange the furniture from time to time!'

Brushing cobwebs off the moon

I hate jacuzzi day.

"I heard Dad say we were having fish for dinner, so I thought I'd come in and check on you guys."

'Why is there so much chlorine in this water?'

FRIENDS OF THE EARTH. 'Hiya, pal!'

"Brother Desmond, a word if I may."

Moon Dump

'Verger, give me a hand to move the font over a bit. . .'

Slanging Matches

"I'm sorry that anti-diarrhea medication didn't work. . ."

Another way to keep an empty seat beside you on the train.

'Mouthwash!...you spoil that piranha.'

Pope Francis

'Don't get spacey on me.'

"Now do you believe in global warming?"