Celestial Caretaker T-Shirts

Earth Bottle.

Brushing cobwebs off the moon

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"I had to skip my workout."

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

Father

"If you're sure your son doesn't mind living in a cage and eating pet food then who am I to say no?"

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

Lazy plumber.

"I belonged to the Audubon Society."

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Dog with a neckerchief feeds dogs in matching nappies.

Child walking with balloon which represents global warming.

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

Whale-to-whale resuscitation

"Any improvement since I brought the balloon?"

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

Jenga!!!

"I'm afraid the diagnosis isn't good."

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

Cathedral Made Safe.

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

This isn't just a simple infection -- you've got a whole ecology!

"All brooms are useless. . .!!"

"We're baitfish - we'll always be endangered."

Humane Mouse Trap "It doesn't kill them,. It just makes them feel really guilty about inconveniencing you."

Worm Appreciation Society!

Pardon our dust as we continue to remodel every square inch of planet Earth!

'Take care'.

"I think there's been a mistake... I applied for the caretakers job."

Cat gardener/cleaner about to step on rake

A family goes on holiday while a group of strangers inhabits their home.

"And this is where he'll be during the day - we call it The Men's Downhill."

The state of dread induced by the threat of nuclear war during the Cold War