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"I'm afraid the diagnosis isn't good."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"I had to skip my workout."

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

Father

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

"If you're sure your son doesn't mind living in a cage and eating pet food then who am I to say no?"

Lazy plumber.

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

Dog with a neckerchief feeds dogs in matching nappies.

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

"Any improvement since I brought the balloon?"

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

Cathedral Made Safe.

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

"All brooms are useless. . .!!"

This isn't just a simple infection -- you've got a whole ecology!

Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 5

Worm Appreciation Society!

Already overworked at the Vlasic Plant, an exhausted stork shatters a young couple's dreams,

'Take care'.

"I think there's been a mistake... I applied for the caretakers job."

"And this is where he'll be during the day - we call it The Men's Downhill."

Cat gardener/cleaner about to step on rake

"I'm training him to do chores."

A family goes on holiday while a group of strangers inhabits their home.

'Pre-washed and pre-cooked I'm okay with but lovingly chewed by devoted carers.....'

Brushing cobwebs off the moon

"I like cleaning for elderly people - they can't see dirt any better than I can..."

Hopkins has been in charge of giraffes for 25 years.

A woman taking her heart for a walk.

Pyramid Of Importance Within An Organisation.