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Pope Francis

"Would you like some wings?"

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

Insect extinction

'There's too many of us... I'm going to start forming a 'W'.'

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

'I'll be back in three or four months - Hold that thought.'

'Want to make it two out of three?'

Tree Funeral

'I'll be conducting Mahler 3 as the guests arrive.'

"If anyone wants me, Ms. Clark, I'll be down in the youth department."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'

"If the headline screams catastrophe, but nobody cares to read it, does it still make a sound?"

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

'I wish there was some way we could reduce emissions here.'

Solar Power.

'I don't offer any free advice anymore. I am offering a self-help seminar and a motivational coaching program online.'

'Don't look upon me as a priest, look upon me as your personal 'After Life Coach.''

'The trouble with living on a farm is there are too many things a child can do.'

"No, still there."

Nun confronts mugger.

"I'm afraid the diagnosis isn't good."

The Guru is away to negotiate movie rights for his best-selling book, 'Money Won't Make You Happy'."

"Sorry - I've got to take this..."