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"You are taking the responsibility as an elder to shepherd the flock a little too serious."

"If anyone wants me, Ms. Clark, I'll be down in the youth department."

'...and God created canine in his own image.'

Shepherd and eurydice

"Staff support"

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

Please Drove Carefully.

'I'm afraid you don't have the leadership qualities we're seeking.'

Sheep dog late for work

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

'It's 'baa baa' here and 'baa baa' there, until I'm just about nuts.'

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

Lamb Noise.

'Are we there yet? Huh? Have we achieved Nirvana yet? Huh, have we?'

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"This Adam and Eve thing -- Is there a warranty?"

Sheep Ledger

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

'God's forgiveness of sins ... is that like a spiritual bailout program?'

'I'll be back in three or four months - Hold that thought.'

"If she thinks I'm just gonna come running on home, wagging my tail behind me..."

"'Procreate'! I've climbed all this way to hear that the meaning of life is 'procreate'?!"

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

'Want to make it two out of three?'

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

The return of the four sheepskins

'Jock's a real gentleman as far as we sheep are concerned... He knows how to play the bagpipes, yet doesn't!'

"All the celebrities come here."

"I seek enlightenment - and a way to outsource our company's tech support."

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia