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"As long as it's woolly I don't ask questions."

"The kid's good."

"She's not all over you, but she gets the job done."

"If push comes to shove, I bet you could do some damage with the plowshare."

'It's strange, but ever since that star appeared I've had this overwhelming urge to go shopping.'

"My platform can be summarized in a single word: Leadership!"

Why Are You Following Me?

'Your five years experience herding cats is very impressive.'

"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

'There are gonna be some changes around here.'

'I'm afraid you don't have the leadership qualities we're seeking.'

"Hi guys, I'll be herding-from-home-today."

"No, sorry. I couldn't possibly take on another one. I'm short-staffed as it is."

Shall we go into the pen? Or stay here and annoy him for another 10 minutes?

'I'm sorry but this is a staff meeting and that is obviously a rod...'

'I have no idea how many I have in my flock. Every time I start counting them I fall asleep.'

Where steel wool comes from.

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"The rest of the flock and I feel you're displaying a lack of sensitivity with those 'muttonchops'."

"Oh great... here comes our crazy stalker again."

Unsure of the correct answer, Teddy looks around and then discreetly pulls out his cheat sheep.

Shepherd looks down in valley to see sheep formed into the shape of the word "BAA".

'Still on the fish farms then...?'

Remote control sheepdog

Sheep dog jumping across sheep - and one of the sheep hits him with a frying pan

"Sheep gave me stress."

"He was much more effective in the field."

"Get ready...set...ruminate!"

'Short-staffed?'

'I've been looking everywhere for that!'

"We're good herding dogs, but that drone can't be good for job security."

"Logistically impressive Hodges, but does this qualify you for a leadership role in the company?"

'Your dog is worrying my sheep. . .'

"It's harder to 'lead from the middle' than I thought."