Sustainable Steward T-Shirts

Tree Funeral

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

Deforestation.

Nature versus commerce.

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

"Would you like some wings?"

View to the Future

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

The eco club is starting a locavore movement here at school. "Loco" what? Eating fresh food, grown locally. So? So everyone eats healthier and uses less energy. Um � Ok. I'll tell my mom. Who are those people. Locobores.

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

The original paperless office

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

100% carbon neutral

Insect extinction

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

'There's too many of us... I'm going to start forming a 'W'.'

Vivienne Westwood

Population rocket

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

Nuclear generation of energy.

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

"These latest surveys are very reassuring."