Sustainability Supporter T-Shirts

'Bloody solar panels!'

'They sed to be thought of as crackpots.' (Sign reads - civilization is doomed due to overpopulation, pollution, misuse of energy and resources.)

"We found Greta Thunberg videos on your computer!"

'It's just their little way of saying, 'Sorry we wrecked the planet.''

The March of Progress.

"Who ordered the bravest tuna on all the seven seas, anointed with the spice of faraway lands, on wheat toast?"

Roadkill – a car crushing the earth

Confound it - doesn't anybody want to taste it?

'Yeah we went for the hybrid car in the end. Margaret loves it.'

'Faux fur? Oh, well, that's faux blood.'

Access to water

Bright Ideas: Then and Now.

'We won't have any coconuts but we should be okay for electricity.'

"And the pit's filled with unused recycling collection bins."

Business revolution begins.

"What about tunnels and bridges?"

Nature versus commerce.

'Don't slam the door so hard.'

'I love nuts - except for all the excess packaging.'

Climate Guilt

"We were all about green jobs before it was fashionable."

Tips for an Eco-friendly Diwali from Wild Animals

"The greenest gadget in this high-tech office is still this old pencil sharpener."

'You must be really into recycling. Mommy says you're always talking trash.'

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

'Then it's approved. We move from the North Pole at once due to melting of the polar ice caps.'

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Made with 100% recycled material.

'You forgot the reusable grocery bags too!'

Waste being dumped into a landfill site. Owner of site saying 'The indigenous inhabitants of this land had a wise saying - Every time you take something from the Earth you must give something back'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

'This is not the time to talk about climate legislation...this either.'

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

'We're collecting carbon credits for the first world.'

'Don't you sometimes feel bad for carbon dioxide?'