Sustainability Supporter Pillows

'Bloody solar panels!'

'They sed to be thought of as crackpots.' (Sign reads - civilization is doomed due to overpopulation, pollution, misuse of energy and resources.)

"We found Greta Thunberg videos on your computer!"

'It's just their little way of saying, 'Sorry we wrecked the planet.''

The March of Progress.

"Who ordered the bravest tuna on all the seven seas, anointed with the spice of faraway lands, on wheat toast?"

Roadkill – a car crushing the earth

Confound it - doesn't anybody want to taste it?

Access to water

'Yeah we went for the hybrid car in the end. Margaret loves it.'

'Thanks to our new firefly lamps, we've lowered our power bill by 64 percent!'

'Faux fur? Oh, well, that's faux blood.'

'I love nuts - except for all the excess packaging.'

Nature versus commerce.

"What about tunnels and bridges?"

"And the pit's filled with unused recycling collection bins."

Business revolution begins.

'Don't slam the door so hard.'

'We unknowingly built the house in the middle of the western swamp turtle's migration route and we're required to allow them unobstructed access.'

Bright Ideas: Then and Now.

'We won't have any coconuts but we should be okay for electricity.'

'Don't you sometimes feel bad for carbon dioxide?'

"If I hold this plastic bottle to my ear I can hear the ocean calling for help. . ."

'Ethical farm - none of our produce goes to fast food outlets'.

Climate Guilt

'We're collecting carbon credits for the first world.'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Tips for an Eco-friendly Diwali from Wild Animals

'You must be really into recycling. Mommy says you're always talking trash.'

"The greenest gadget in this high-tech office is still this old pencil sharpener."

'You forgot the reusable grocery bags too!'

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

'We haven't finished pollinating Hyacinths and the Polyanthus are out.'

'This is not the time to talk about climate legislation...this either.'

'Then it's approved. We move from the North Pole at once due to melting of the polar ice caps.'