Sustainable Savior T-Shirts

"As an additional torment, our fire and brimstone are fuelled by coal."

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

You wait until the polar icecaps melt my friend then we will see who is laughing!

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

North Pole

Deforestation.

Nature versus commerce.

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

View to the Future

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

The eco club is starting a locavore movement here at school. "Loco" what? Eating fresh food, grown locally. So? So everyone eats healthier and uses less energy. Um � Ok. I'll tell my mom. Who are those people. Locobores.

The original paperless office

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Insect extinction

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

Nuclear generation of energy.

"These latest surveys are very reassuring."

Tree Funeral

'You must be really into recycling. Mommy says you're always talking trash.'

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

'It's funny really - when your father's home he hardly ever says a word!'

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Global Warming.

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

"Who ordered the bravest tuna on all the seven seas, anointed with the spice of faraway lands, on wheat toast?"

Reuse it or lose it.

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

Trees: The most effective way to reduce emissions.

'I forgot how creepy you look in the dark.'