Environmental Savior T-Shirts

"Congratulations, Ecological Disaster—it's not often we admit another horseman into the Apocalypse!"

North Pole

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

The Environmentalist

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

Child protects planet with umbrella.

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

Insect extinction

'There's too many of us... I'm going to start forming a 'W'.'

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

The New Normal

"I can see our house from here."

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

'Yeah, well, my dad's greener than your dad!'

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

The West Stealing the Resources of the East.

"I dunno...ask him."

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

Solar Power.

Recycling - Perfectly good bits you can't recycle or give away...

"We're deploying our solar geoengineering mirrors, not only to reflect sunlight and cool the planet, but also to be the coolest."

Keystone XL

'I'm building an ark because the polar ice caps are melting.'

"No, still there."

"His commute to work's been getting shorter."

"It's not easy being green…"

BP is compensating those affected by the black tide in Gulf of Mexico...

'What did you do in the great whale war, grandad....'

The Seahoover