Sustainable Savior Pillows

"As an additional torment, our fire and brimstone are fuelled by coal."

You wait until the polar icecaps melt my friend then we will see who is laughing!

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Deforestation.

North Pole

Nature versus commerce.

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

View to the Future

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

The original paperless office

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

Insect extinction

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

Nuclear generation of energy.

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

"These latest surveys are very reassuring."

Tree Funeral

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

'You must be really into recycling. Mommy says you're always talking trash.'

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

Global Warming.

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

'It's funny really - when your father's home he hardly ever says a word!'

"Who ordered the bravest tuna on all the seven seas, anointed with the spice of faraway lands, on wheat toast?"

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

Reuse it or lose it.

Trees: The most effective way to reduce emissions.

'Doesn't bother me. All my money is in carbon-cleanup technologies.'

"I can hear the sea boiling."

"You want organic, we'll make it organic."