Sustainable Savant Pillows

'Happy birthday, dear -- it's a carbon offset!'

Wind Farm Association birthday cake with windmill candles

The wonderful world of cheese.

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

Just Stop Boil

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

Sustainability files, ways to reduce your carbon footprint

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

Nuclear generation of energy.

Litter Pick

"These latest surveys are very reassuring."

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

Tree Funeral

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

Ecology

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

"I sense a lot more going on with you than 'house-husband."

Polar Bear at the Ice Machine

"Hey how are you feeling about the climate crisis?"

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

Reuse it or lose it.

'Yes you have to work Earth Day.'

The Ship of Fools. The earth as a ship, heading for destruction as people party, oblivious to the danger

'We finally do have meaningful tax reform, sir. This year's form is printed on recycled paper.'

'Is it me, Fiona, or the hole in the ozone?'

Environmental Conscience