Sustainable Savant Pillows

An electric car drives along power cables.

'Happy birthday, dear -- it's a carbon offset!'

Wind Farm Association birthday cake with windmill candles

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

The wonderful world of cheese.

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

Just Stop Boil

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

The eco club is starting a locavore movement here at school. "Loco" what? Eating fresh food, grown locally. So? So everyone eats healthier and uses less energy. Um � Ok. I'll tell my mom. Who are those people. Locobores.

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

For our eco club project, let's get bottled water banned from school. Hold on. Go on!

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

Sustainability files, ways to reduce your carbon footprint

Nuclear generation of energy.

Litter Pick

"These latest surveys are very reassuring."

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

Tree Funeral

Ecology

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

Polar Bear at the Ice Machine

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

"I sense a lot more going on with you than 'house-husband."

"Hey how are you feeling about the climate crisis?"

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

'Yes you have to work Earth Day.'

Reuse it or lose it.

The Ship of Fools. The earth as a ship, heading for destruction as people party, oblivious to the danger